Mrs. Owen's Son Was His Highschool's Salutatorian

Things went downhill for him after he discovered 4chan.

Old Man Protomos Asked His Paper Boy to Explain the Internet to Him

He handed the old man this picture.

In Soviet Russia

People recycle you!

Bartholomew's eHarmony Picture

Was met with mixed reviews.

If Hitler Appeared to you in a Dream

Would you follow him?

Colonel Fuzz's Last Rites

And he played for him the song of his people.

Dance Before the Police Come!

Because they won't stand a chance.